mercoledì 15 gennaio 2014

Few changes!

Hello guys, it's been a long time since I wrote something here.
I've made a few changes in my life and didn't find the time (and will) to write long essays on the best porn scenes out there!

From now on I'll try to write here again; I've decided to do it in a quicker way.

No more long essays, only a quick introduction, and then the review based on a pair of criteria:


  • BABE
  • CLOTHES
  • SHOOTING
  • DIRRRRTY LEVEL
  • OVERALL


BABE: Self-Explanatory. How the fuck is good the babe in the episode, naked or not. naked or NOT.NAKED OR… ok let's move on.

CLOTHES: How exciting clothes are in the scene. YES, they matter, you ass! For example, if a girl is dressed with corset and stockings… oh yeah sis', you've got it. State of the art. (Not if the dresser is a damned whale).

SHOOTING: Video shooting. Really, italian porn sucks so much in this. They cannot overcome '80 movies. There's this lounge music (that's fucking eternal, it continues during all the scene) then this guy who surely is 53 y/o, this girl with curly hair, like she has taken a hell of an electric shock.Then there's the main actor: a tape recording who dubs all the scenes. And I mean, it dubs ALL THE MOVIES. No matter what, you will find the same sounds and moanings. Sometimes they aren't neither synchronized with the video. You hear a clear "OH YEAH…." by the cock-holder, and his mouth is closed. WTFPLS.STAHP.

DIRRRTY LEVEL: RAWWRR. The level of babe's horny skills. Please note: High level of dirrrty does not mean that she's gone over the limit, over the top in extreme things; it means that she's gone over the top in exciting you. Like she can transform you in a "Beast of Sex". Literally, you reach a new level of awareness. Like Naruto and his Fox. Vegeta of Dragon Ball should say "IT'S OVER 9000!" 



C'mon, a little laugh.





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Ok, you can check high class porn now.










"IT'S OVER 9000!!! "

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